My favorite mail order catalog arrived a few days ago.
It’s the one with the best funny T-shirt slogans. It’s
called “Catalog Favorites,” and the shirts are hilarious
as well as original. Here are some of my favorites
from this issue. I hope you’ll find they brighten up your
day as you read them.
This one really appealed to me. It said: The Officer
Said,”You Drinking?” I said, You Buying?” We Just
Laughed And Laughed . . . I NEED BAIL MONEY.
I could just picture this happening to someone who
This next one is an example of “grim humor.” It
says: If I’m Ever On Life Support, Unplug Me. Then
Plug Me Back In. See If That Works!
This next one really made me smile because of
the mental picture it created for me. It said: Telling
A Woman To Calm Down Works About As Well As
Baptizing A Cat. Now that’s a great image.
And here’s another equally entertaining thought:
I’m More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of
Skittles! (You may want to think about that one for a
couple of minutes.)
Here are a couple of shirt slogans for those of
us who struggle with mental stability. One shirt announced
proudly: Physically I’m Here. Mentally I’m In
A Galaxy Far Far Away. (Thank you, Star Wars!) The
other shirt warns everyone that: It’s A Beautiful Day.
I Think I’ll Skip My Meds And Stir Things Up A Bit!
If you, like me, are getting a bit older, have I got a
shirt for you. It says: I Can’t Believe How OLD People
My Age Are! And memory problems are often a curse
of aging, so another shirt choice is: Not To Brag, But I
Can Forget What I’m Doing While I’m Doing It!
As always, I’ve saved my favorite t-shirt for last. It
deals with a phobia of mine. Here it is: I Thought I
Saw A Spider, But It Was Just A Piece Of Yarn. It’s
DEAD Yarn Now.
Take that, phony spider!
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